This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
me + whiskey = a bad person
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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