ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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