You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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