Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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