fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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