this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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