I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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