he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Found the puke drawer
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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