This girl is more easily done than said...
My hand turned me down
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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