trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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