I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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