so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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