I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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