after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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