It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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