Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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