What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i am craving dick and cupcakes
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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