This girl is more easily done than said...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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