There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Alive.
So much puke
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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