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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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