That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Do I have a choice?
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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