i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I can't turn off my feet"
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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