u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I lost the right to judge tonight
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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