Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize