I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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