I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm at about main and main street
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The feeling are messing with the penis
All I want is dick and wine.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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