Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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