I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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