Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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