I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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