I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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