Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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