I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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