Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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