we have pet lesbian snakes
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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