i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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