The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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