no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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