honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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