Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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