Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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