Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
