Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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