My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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