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I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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