i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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