We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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