Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Randomize
