But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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