Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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