So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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