You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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