I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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